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royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

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melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

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johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

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witneyhouston:

ariana tall

ariana grande

ariana venti 

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jpgay:

isnt it weird how like theres a million different species and u got put in the body of a human like u couldve been a giraffe or caterpillar but no ur a human 

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my chinese teacher was telling us about people she knew with tattoos in chinese characters that say the wrong thing and she was saying that one time on a beach she met this really intense-looking guy with huge muscles that you could tell was really into himself and he had a huge chinese character tattoo on his neck and he was like “hey wanna check out my tat it says “strength” in chinese” aND SHE LOOKED AT IT AND IT SAID SALAD